Cecil: TALK NERDY TO ME
Carlos: *Pulls out Saxophone*
No, that can’t be a real cat it must be just a mutation-
I thought it was photoshopped at first. I’m still pretty sure they are, because there’s no reason for something that cute and stubby to exist.
give me your tiny stubby lovins, cat corgi!!!
Fun fact: these cats were actually named after Napoleon
A small boy has taken to locking himself in his room. The thousands of voices drown out his consiousness, and it’s been getting harder and harder to think properly. Logic has been replaced with impulsive commands. He’s losing himself. It’s becomeing easier to just slip up… …up..updowndowndownleftleftanarchybbbbbaastartstartbarightrightrightleftdown…
among the insanity, the voices have one goal: to be better than all the rest.
What if Daft Punk never breaks up or dies they just hand off their helmets to really amazing musicians that continue making music for them and they just become these immortal beings that no one is really sure who they are anymore they’re just always there
the Dread Pirate Daft Punk
God I hope this is a thing that happens.
NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this.
ME FUCKING TOO, GIO
i can’t believe andrew hussie is going to be on welcome to night vale
AREN’T THERE PONY PETTING STATIONS IN DESERT BLUFFS
IS IT KEVIN
How did you know about legs!? HOW!!??
how… how is this fucking possible…
omg. no you didn’t. omg
DO I HAVE TO REBLOG TWICE BECAUSE I AM DOING BOTH?!
I WAS ITCHING MY FACE
Should I…..should I wave or…
What the fuck I was doing both r u guys wizards or something
I WAS SITTING CROSS-LEGGED AND MY LEFT ELBOW WAS ON MY LEFT KNEE AND MY FACE WAS LEANING ON MY LEFT HAND
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE
LEFT HAND.. WHAT FUCKING SORCERY IS THIS!?
Carlos in Phone Call: This is important strange things are happening I am a scientist what the shit is this town
Carlos is Condos: cecil im goNNA SCiEnCE SCIIIIIIEEEENNNCCCEEEEEEEE