SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
god where do we all sign the formal apology to steve?
Wow Chica the chicken sure is terrifying.
Carlos the Scientist opens a flower shop: The La-flora-tory
Carlos the Scientist opens a pet shop: Labrador-atory
Carlos the Scientist opens a furniture shop: La-decor-atory
Carlos the Scientist opens a tile shop: La-Floor-atory.
Carlos the Scientist opens a bookstore: Labora-story.
Carlos the Scientist becomes a bathroom assistant in a fancy restaurant: Lavatory.
date a boy who’s smart. date a boy who likes science. date a boy who rambles a lot. date a boy who has great hair. date a boy who chews a little too loud. date a boy who’s a taurus. date a boy who got himself trapped in a parallel desert dimension and doesnt call as much as he should. date carlos the scie-….wait no. dont date him dONT DATE HIM THATS MY BOYFRIEND YOU GET AWAY FROM HIM